It Pours, as the saying goes ...
It's raining, It's pouring ... the old man is ... ME!
I feel old, man.
These aches and pains are just killing me. My hair is turning gray. I see some smiley wrinklies. Dang! My belly's able to hold up my drawstring underpants. I'm gaining weight even if I'm sweating a lot and not eating much. And very irritable. Starting to smell funny too. Geez, I'm not happy with myself.
Problems right and left. Responsibilities and obligations.
HMRMPH!!!